It always makes me sad when a cute fluffy fanfic turns to smut and makes me not want to read it anymore
dont hit men!!!!
dont hit women!!!
dont hit people!!!!
unless theyre into that in which case make sure you have a safeword
do y’all wanna see the exact moment hannibal realizes that he’s gonna fall in love with will
it happens in the pilot
#OH LOOK AT THIS SASSMASTER #SO RUDE #DEFINITELY NOT MY TYPE #HE’S GOT A CUTE SMILE THOUGH #HE’D LOOK REALLY GOOD IN A DECENT SUIT #WE COULD GO TO THE OPERA TOGETHER #I WONDER IF HE WOULD LET ME COOK FOR HIM #………OH SHIT #I THINK I LOVE HIM #….YEP I LOVE HIM #DAMMIT
I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood
I mean seriously
what do you think we do every month
THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING
AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON
I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh
Well now we do
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE